A mailman on his daily round was confronted by a large, ferocious dog in front of a house. An old man sat on the front porch.

"Hey," yelled the mailman, "Does your dog bite?"

"No, he doesn't." said the old man.

The mailman proceeded to move toward the house, and the dog immediatly bit him on the leg! After fighting the dog off with his mailbag, the mailman proceeded to the house, keeping a watchful eye on the dog. After straightening his mailbag, he handed the old man his mail.

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he sneered at the old man as he pulled up his pants leg, revealing a large bite mark.

"That's right. He doesn't bite." said the old man calmly.... "That's not my dog!"

A MADDOG NOTE: THANK YOU JESS YOU DID A GREAT JOB. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.