I'M OVERWORKED!

I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason that I'm so tired is because I'm overworked!

This is how I figured it out:

The population in this country is 260 million. 114 million are retired. That leaves 146 million to do the work.

There are 93 million in school, which leaves 53 million to do the work.

Of this there are 33 million employed by the federal government, leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 16,200,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 206,000 people in hospitals, leaving 794,000 to do the work.

Now there are 793,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer looking at my web site.

So as you can see I AM OVER WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!

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