There was a guy who was mowing his lawn when he noticed his next door neighbor (a blonde) kept on running outside and checking her mail. He noticed she kept on doing it over and over.

So he thought, "The next time she runs out here I'm gonna stop and ask her why she keeps on doing that!"

So she did it, and he asked her. And she replied, "I just got a new computer, and it keeps on telling me,...

You've Got Mail!"