GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS THAT I CAN NOT CHANGE,
THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS THAT I CAN NOT ACCEPT,
AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT I HAD
TO KILLTODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF.

AND ALSO, HELP ME BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON
TODAY AS THEY MAY BE CONNECTED TO THE ASS THAT I MAY HAVE
TO KISS TOMORROW.

HELP ME TO ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK............
12% ON MONDAY
23% ON TUESDAY
40% ON WEDNESDAY
20% ON THURSDAY
5% ON FRIDAY

AND HELP ME TO REMEMBER............
WHEN I AM HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY,
AND IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PISS ME OFF,
THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN AND
ONLY 4 TO EXTEND MY MIDDLE FINGER AND TELL THEM TO BITE ME

AMEN