THE PET

THIS GUY WAS LONELY AND DECIDED LIFE WOULD BE MORE FUN IF HE HAD A PET. SO HE WENT TO THE PET STOREAND TOLD THE OWNER THAT HE WANTED TO BUY AN UNUSUAL PET. AFTER SOME DISCUSSION, HE FINALLY BOUGHT A CENTIPEDE (100 LEGGED BUG) WHICH CAME IN A LITTLE WHITE BOX TO USE AS HIS HOUSE.

HE TOOK THE BOX BACK HOME, FOUND A GOOD LOCATION FOR THE BOX, AND DECIDED HE WOULD START OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP BY TAKING HIS NEW PET TO THE BAR FOR A DRINK. SO HE ASKED THE CENTIPEDE IN THE BOX, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S WITH ME AND HAVE A BEER?"

BUT THERE WAS NO ANSWER FROM HIS NEW PET. THIS BOTHERED HIM A BIT, BUT HE WAITED A FEW MINUTES AND THEN ASKED HIM AGAIN, "HOW ABOUT GOING TO THE BARAND HAVINGA DRINK WITH ME?"

BUT AGAIN, THERE WAS NO ANSWER FROM HIS NEW FRIENDAND PET. SO HE WAITED A FEW MINUTES MORE, THINKING ABOUT THE SITUATION. HE DECIDED TO ASK HIM ONE MORE TIME; THIS TIME HE PUT FACE UP AGAINST THE CENTIPEDE'S HOUSE AND STARTED SHOUTING, "HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?!"

A LITTLE VOICECAME OUT OF THE BOX:
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I'M PUTTING ON MY SHOES."

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