A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of
cork up his ass. So he says to him, ''Why do you have a cork
up your ass?'' The guy says, ''Well, it's a long story. But one
day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle
and woke up a genie. He said he was a genie and would
grant me one wish. I said, 'No shit!'''
