***WARNING: SOME OF THE JOKES ON THIS SITE MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE. THE PURPOSE OF THIS SITE IS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.***

WELCOME TO MADDOG'S JOKE SITE. THIS IS A SITE THAT I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW. I AM COLLECTING JOKES TO ADD TO THIS SITE. FEEL FREE TO E-MAIL ME ANY JOKE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON THIS SITE. ALL JOKES WELCOME NO MATTER HOW BAD OR NASTY. IF I LIKE IT I WILL POST IT HERE. MY GOAL IS TO HAVE A LARGE ARCHIVE OF JOKES.

HTML ERROR FOUND
I FOUND AN ERROR IN MY HTML. AT THE BOTTOM OF ALL MY JOKES THE LINK HOME IS WRONG. THERE IS ALOT OF JOKES TO FIX BUT I AM WORKING ON IT. FOR NOW USE THE BACK BUTTON ON YOUR BROWSER. SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE.

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!!! MADDOGS JOKES IS UNDERGOING A MAJOR RONOVATION. IT IS TAKING ON A NEW LOOK. THE NAME IS CHANGING TO MADDAWGS JOKES. THE NEW SITE WILL BE CODED USING XHTML 1.0 STRICT STANDARDS AND THERE IS CURRENTLY A FEW PAGES DONE THAT HAS PASSED THE W3C VALIDATION FOR STRICT XHTML STANDARDS. ON THESE NEW PAGES IS A CERTIFICATE AND A LINK SO ANYONE CAN VALIDATE IT RIGHT FROM THE SITE TO SEE FOR THEM SELF. THE W3C STAND FOR WORLD WIDE WEB CONSORTMENT AND IF YOU NEVER HEARD OF THEM, THEY SET THE STANDARDS THAT ALL THE BROWSER MANUFACTURES FOLLOW. SO IF THIS SITE CAN BE FULLY CERTIFIED TO THEIR STANDARDS IT MEANS MY SITE WILL BE VALID FOR YEARS TO COME. TO SEE THE NEW LOOK PLEASE VISIT MADDAWGS NEW LOOK. THERE IS A LINK BACK HERE SO YOU DONT MISS OUT ON ANY OF THE LAUGHS AND ALL THE FUN. FEEL FREE TO SIGN THE NEW GUEST BOOK OR DROP ME A LINE AND GIVE ME YOUR FEEDBACK AND / ANY ADVICE AS TO WHAT YOU THINK I CAN DO TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER. ONCE THIS NEW SITE IS UP AND RUNNING I WILL BE UPDATING MORE OFTEN. THANK YOU AND PLEASE ENJOY MY SITE.

WELL ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT I FINALLY STARTED WORK ON THE DAWG POUND. THE DAWG POUND IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND THE BIO FILES OF ALL THE BAD DAWGS THAT ARE ON THIS SITE. CHECK IT OUT. THE DAWG POUND

FEATURE OF THE DAY
FEATURE OF THE DAY UPDATED MAR 19,2006

NEWLY ADDED JOKE
ONE MORE NEW JOKE
JOKES ADDED APRIL 16,2005

JOKE LIST

FUNNY BUT TRUE STORIES

TO SUBMIT A JOKE OR TO MAKE A COMMENT E-MAIL ME BY PETTING THE DOG BELLOW AND I PROMISE NOT TO BITE YOU OR THE MAILMAN:

MADDOG MAIL

THANK YOU FOR VISITING THIS SITE AND COME BACK OFTEN. I WILL BE ADDING JOKES AS I GET THEM (AND I GET THE TIME. I AM A BUSY MAN).

REMEMBER: LAUGHTER IS GREAT MEDICINE. THE MORE YOU LAUGH THE BETTER YOU FEEL. SO COME BACK OFTEN AND LOOK FOR MORE JOKES.

A SERIOUS NOTE

EVEN I HAVE A SERIOUS SIDE. IF YOU HAVE EVER LOST SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVED DEARLY, THIS POEM WILL TOUCH YOU. I KNOW WHEN I READ IT THE FIRST TIME IT GOT TO ME. I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE IT WITH ALL OF YOU.
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PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS SITE. CLICK THE PASS IT ON ICON BELLOW:

PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO ANSWER MY POLLS ON THIS SITE. THIS GIVES YOU A CHANCE TO LET ME KNOW HOW I'M DOING. HERE IS THE FIRST ONE:

UPDATED LAST ON:MAR 19,2006