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Our new government sounds
like a perverted porno flick:
Bush, Dick, & Colin!
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"Outside of the killings, Washington
has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country."
-- Mayor Marion Barry,
Washington, D.C.
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What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?******
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather...kinky is using the whole chicken.
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What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
About three inches.
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What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well-hung