When I was 13 years old all the kids in my neighborhood had nice bikes. I wanted one soo bad so I went to my father and said "Dad all the kids in the neighborhood have nice bikes, Can you buy me one?" My father thought for a minute and said to me "Son, Can your dick reach your ass?" I told him "No dad it can't." "Well," he said, "I can't buy you a nice bike."

When I was 16 years old all my friends had cool cars. I wanted one soo bad so I went to my father and said "Dad all my friends have cars, Can you buy me one?" My father thought for a minute and said to me "Son, Can your dick reach your ass?" I thought about the skate board and the bike for a minute and said "Well as a matter of fact, yes it does dad." and I started to smile thinking I had him. He tells me " Good, then go fuck yourself."