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A: Dress her up as an altar boy!
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Q: What did the wife do when she found out her husband was gay?
A: She turned around and took it like a man!*********************
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve,
"Watch it!!! There are plenty more ribs where YOU came from!"
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Have you heard about the new "super-sensitive" condoms?
They stay around after the man leaves, and talk to the woman!
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God didn't go into the religion business until He was sure that He could make a prophet!
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The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
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Elevators smell different to midgets!
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Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only been able to recaptured 116 of them?
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It's an undisputed fact:
George W. Bush is the best damned President that this country has had during the last one hundred and twenty days.