So they walk on a bit further and pretty soon Mary Jane says,
"Eloise, honey, I just can't stand this heat. We jess got's to take off our panties so's we be cool."
And Eloise says, "Mary Jane, I juss can't I'd be too embarrassed."

So, they continue for a few more blocks, when suddenly Mary Jane stops and points to the porch of a house where an enormous black woman is sitting with her skirt hiked up to her navel, no panties on and eating a slice of watermelon.

Look at dat. I'll bet she be cool." And Mary Jane says, "Less go axe her."

"Big Fat Mama, you sittin up here on the poc'h of dis house, what with yo skirt hiked up to you navel, no panties on and eating dat watermelon........tell us......is you cool"?

And the woman says. "Honey child........I don't no nuffin a 'bout being cool, but it sho do keep the flies off my watermelon."