The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man!"

So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkin' going on."

The college guy says, "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."

And the farmer adds, "There is also going to be a lot of fightin' so I hope you are ready."

So the college guy responds, "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."

"One more thing," says the farmer. "Did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"

"Far out!" says the college guy. "I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"

The farmer says, "I don't care,...
it's just going to be me and you."