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The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die.
(1) to be shot
(2) to be hung or
(3) to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.
So the German said,
"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead
instantly).
Then the Italian said,
"Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said,
"Give me some of that AIDS virus."
When he got the shot, he fell down laughing. The guards wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said,
"Give me another one of those shots,"
so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears poured from his eyes, and he doubled over.
So finally the warden said,
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid ... I'm wearing a condom."
