The woman answers that she really needs work and will take just about anything. The Personnel Manager hems and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on the Tickle Me Elmo line but nothing else. The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and tells her that she should be in by 8:00 AM the next day.

The next day at 8:45 there s a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Tickle Me Elmo line manager comes in and starts ranting loudly about the woman he just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggested he show him the problem.

Together they head down to the line and sure enough. Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman he just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo s legs.

The personnel manager starts to die laughing and finally after 20 minutes of rolling around he pulls himself together and walks over to the new employee and says: I am sorry. I guess you misunderstood me yesterday.

What I wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles.